1996-03-02
Craig A. Johnson
For your weekend chuckles.
--caj
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Date: Fri, 01 Mar 1996 22:39:51 -0500
From: Dave Farber <•••@••.•••>
Subject: IP: time for :-) how many republicans...
To: •••@••.••• (interesting-people mailing list)
Q. How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Four hundred and sixty-two:
Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of
the old bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,
sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to
cut the tax rate on light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant
so the states can change the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense
contractors about night-vision gear instead, and two hundred and
eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs
(or screwing anything) on the Internet.
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